Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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