I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.