Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(845): View more from New York

i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low

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(402): View more from Nebraska

You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?

(1-402): View more from Nebraska

WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.

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(734): View more from Michigan

TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny

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(404): View more from Georgia

you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.

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(954): View more from Florida

i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.

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(406): View more from Montana

bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?

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(331): View more from Illinois

So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.

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