Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER