why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.