i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
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you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.