Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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