I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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