I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
did you just send me my own nude
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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