On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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