That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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