Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Randomize
