those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
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You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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