Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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