is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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