He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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