Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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