she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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