ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
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yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
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I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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