Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
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my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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