the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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