Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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