I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
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She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
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Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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