In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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