I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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