Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
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his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
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Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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