Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
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I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
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I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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