I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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