I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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