Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
this boner is exhausting
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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