that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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