After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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