You work out of a Hotel?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
my shit smells like andre
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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