That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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