she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
His nipple licking is glorious
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