Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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