Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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