just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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