i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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