Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
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My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
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And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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