Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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