He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
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I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
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NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Who died my cat blue again?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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