I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
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Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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