im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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