Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
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He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
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I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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