I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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