I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
you would pick up someone in the library
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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