Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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