Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
If I had your ass I would rule the world
why does every cop we meet know your name?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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