he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
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She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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