I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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