kristin has been a bad kristin
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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