Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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