Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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