Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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