I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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