And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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