Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
You left your phone here
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