Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Randomize
