I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
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I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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